This is a guide for me for when I have to recommend episodes to friends.
I eventually added some badges for things I'm interested in or random things for fun. I don't know.
But I drew the sprites and it was fun.
The episodes I like most are in blue and the episodes I like THE MEGA BEST EVER POSSIBLE like are in
green.
I'm going to force at least one episode I like for each season.
I got the data from Wikipedia.
This page will forever be under construction because there is too much data and I will never check on everything.
There might be infinite errors and I will never fix them.
Maybe one day I will read the things I write.
| Badge | Name | Extras | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Topic | Censorship | This is Muhammad, it doesn't mean the episode itself is censored, but ironically, most episodes about censorship are censored | |
| Religion | |||
| Gayming | |||
| Ships | Kyman | This means it's either centric on a couple or there is one very funny interaction | |
| Buttman | |||
| Hide-n-seek | Alien | Hidden Visitors (list took from this page) | |
| Creek | Background Creek (list took from this video) |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cartman Gets an Anal Probe | I always tell people every episode is stop motion even if this is the only one | ||
| Weight Gain 4000 | |||
| Volcano | |||
| Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride | tfw gay dog | ||
| An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig | Clearly a Kyman allegory | ||
| Death | |||
| Pinkeye | Best Ween song (jk) | ||
| Starvin' Marvin | |||
| Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | |||
| Damien | |||
| Tom's Rhinoplasty | Wendy is CUTE! CUTE! | ||
| Mecha-Streisand | |||
| Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus | The audience response to this was mental | ||
| Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut | |||
| Ike's Wee Wee | I didn't know circumcision was a thing before this episode | ||
| Chickenlover | |||
| Conjoined Fetus Lady | |||
| The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka | |||
| City on the Edge of Forever | wow, flashbacks zzzz | ||
| Summer Sucks | |||
| Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls | This is the oldest song I've downloaded and that I still own | ||
| Chickenpox | |||
| Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods | |||
| Clubhouses | |||
| Cow Days | |||
| Chef Aid | LOVE this album | ||
| Spookyfish | |||
| Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson! | |||
| Gnomes | My very first episode. I was 8 years old and I tried to search on WinMX the name of this funny flash game (which has been remade in js) and this episode was the first result. | ||
| Prehistoric Ice Man |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Rainforest Shmainforest | |||
| Spontaneous Combustion | |||
| The Succubus | |||
| Jakovasaurs | |||
| Tweek vs. Craig | |||
| Sexual Harassment Panda | |||
| Cat Orgy | |||
| Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub | |||
| Jewbilee | |||
| Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery | |||
| Chinpokomon | shoe | ||
| Hooked on Monkey Fonics | |||
| Starvin' Marvin in Space | |||
| The Red Badge of Gayness | |||
| Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics | HE LOVES ME, I LOVE YOU | ||
| Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus | |||
| World Wide Recorder Concert |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 | |||
| Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 | |||
| Timmy 2000 | |||
| Quintuplets 2000 | |||
| Cartman Joins NAMBLA | |||
| Cherokee Hair Tampons | |||
| Chef Goes Nanners | |||
| Something You Can Do with Your Finger | |||
| Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? | |||
| Probably | |||
| 4th Grade | |||
| Trapper Keeper | I finished this episode and I went watch 2001: A Space Odyssey | ||
| Helen Keller! The Musical | |||
| Pip | I think I watched this episode TWICE so I don't remember enough stuff to write something funny about it | ||
| Fat Camp | |||
| The Wacky Molestation Adventure | |||
| A Very Crappy Christmas |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| It Hits the Fan | |||
| Cripple Fight | They overpromised and underachieved | ||
| Super Best Friends | The highest quality I've ever had of this episode is 720p | ||
| Scott Tenorman Must Die | |||
| Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow | |||
| Cartmanland | |||
| Proper Condom Use | |||
| Towelie | I would seriously introduce someone to the show with this episode | ||
| Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants | I feel second hand embarrassment for Bugs Bunny Cartman in this one. It IS funny but idk what's wrong with me, I have to look away at some point | ||
| How to Eat with Your Butt | Hair reveal. Hair reveal. | ||
| The Entity | |||
| Here Comes the Neighborhood | |||
| Kenny Dies | I was so sad when I watched it for the first time | ||
| Butters' Very Own Episode | Brutal |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jared Has Aides | |||
| Asspen | Imagine my face when I went to Colorado and saw this is a real place on the map | ||
| Freak Strike | |||
| Fun with Veal | |||
| The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer | |||
| Professor Chaos | |||
| The Simpsons Already Did It | Love when Cartman drinks semen | ||
| Red Hot Catholic Love | CRAZY INSANE NUTS WOW (referring to eating by the ass) | ||
| Free Hat | |||
| Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society | |||
| Child Abduction Is Not Funny | |||
| A Ladder to Heaven | |||
| The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers | |||
| The Death Camp of Tolerance | |||
| The Biggest Douche in the Universe | |||
| My Future Self 'n' Me | Thank god everything got "debunked" in Post Covid (aka: Trey ignored it), but I thought Cartman got himself stuck in the past forever | ||
| Red Sleigh Down | It's Christmas in Iraq! |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cancelled | |||
| Krazy Kripples | |||
| Toilet Paper | |||
| I'm a Little Bit Country | |||
| Fat Butt and Pancake Head | Peak kino | ||
| Lil' Crime Stoppers | |||
| Red Man's Greed | |||
| South Park Is Gay! | |||
| Christian Rock Hard | |||
| Grey Dawn | |||
| Casa Bonita | |||
| All About Mormons | |||
| Butt Out | |||
| Raisins | |||
| It's Christmas in Canada |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Good Times with Weapons | Episode that blew kids' minds away | ||
| Up the Down Steroid | |||
| The Passion of the Jew | |||
| You Got F'd in the A | |||
| Awesom-O | Biggest Butters win | ||
| The Jeffersons | |||
| Goobacks | |||
| Douche and Turd | Episode that dictated the political views of every kid ever who lived in that period | ||
| Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes | |||
| Pre-School | |||
| Quest for Ratings | |||
| Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset | |||
| Cartman's Incredible Gift | |||
| Woodland Critter Christmas | I LOVE CHRISTMAS SONGS |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina | |||
| Die Hippie, Die | |||
| Wing | |||
| Best Friends Forever | |||
| The Losing Edge | |||
| The Death of Eric Cartman | I saw this episode in french for the first time because I couldn't find other versions (tragic times). I didn't understand anything and I thought Cartman died for real | ||
| Erection Day | |||
| Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow | |||
| Marjorine | |||
| Follow That Egg! | Homophobia btfo | ||
| Ginger Kids | This episode made me racist | ||
| Trapped in the Closet | |||
| Free Willzyx | Best Kyle episode | ||
| Bloody Mary |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Return of Chef | ;_; | ||
| Smug Alert! | This made me hate San Francisco | ||
| Cartoon Wars Part I | I really felt Cartman here. I tolerate it now but I had a hard time dealing with a show that puts random shit every scene change PLUS people constantly submitting it to me because I must "like this stuff" made me spiteful | ||
| Cartoon Wars Part II | After years from banning "Super Best Friends", "200," and "201", instead of progressing they decided to ban these episodes too in 2020. Depressing | ||
| A Million Little Fibers | |||
| ManBearPig | |||
| Tsst | "Haha, Cartman gets submissive when you press his neck and he gets carried around by a leash, very funny, I hope this will not awake anything in me" | ||
| Make Love, Not Warcraft | Seriously, don't play World of Warcraft | ||
| Mystery of the Urinal Deuce | |||
| Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy | |||
| Hell on Earth 2006 | This is the first time I saw Satan again after the movie and they removed his cuteness. Not even dressing him as Britney Spears saved this design for me | ||
| Go God Go | Best console | ||
| Go God Go XII | He will suck 'em dry | ||
| Stanley's Cup |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| With Apologies to Jesse Jackson | This episode thaught me the word Nagger | ||
| Cartman Sucks | Biggest Kyle win imo | ||
| Lice Capades | They aired this episode on MTV a zillion of times for some reason | ||
| The Snuke | Love hacker Kyle | ||
| Fantastic Easter Special | Very instructive because bunnies being related to Easter is a very alien concept for me | ||
| D-Yikes! | Years later: Haha this is a Dyke pun! | ||
| Night of the Living Homeless | I think I heard the original version of California Love like two times in my whole life | ||
| Le Petit Tourette | |||
| More Crap | Very shitty episode :^) | ||
| Imaginationland Episode I | |||
| Imaginationland Episode II | |||
| Imaginationland Episode III | |||
| Guitar Queer-O | |||
| The List |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tonsil Trouble | |||
| Britney's New Look | |||
| Major Boobage | |||
| Canada on Strike | |||
| Eek, a Penis! | |||
| Over Logging | |||
| Super Fun Time | |||
| The China Probrem | |||
| Breast Cancer Show Ever | Delicious | ||
| Pandemic | |||
| Pandemic 2: The Startling | |||
| About Last Night... | |||
| Elementary School Musical | |||
| The Ungroundable |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Ring | |||
| The Coon | FUCKING NEKOMIMI | ||
| Margaritaville | |||
| Eat, Pray, Queef | |||
| Fishsticks | |||
| Pinewood Derby | |||
| Fatbeard | |||
| Dead Celebrities | |||
| Butters' Bottom Bitch | |||
| W.T.F. | I love Wrestling, I love musicals, this episode is amazing | ||
| Whale Whores | |||
| The F Word | |||
| Dances with Smurfs | |||
| Pee |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sexual Healing | |||
| The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs | |||
| Medicinal Fried Chicken | |||
| You Have 0 Friends | I don't understand Kyle. I had Facebook for the games too and I just added anyone to friends so they could send me daily shit. Why are you forcing Stan into this? Get a grip, loser | ||
| 200 | These two are my absolute favorite episodes and they make me so emotional desu. I love censorship topics and that Cartman subplot fucked hard | ||
| 201 | Kyle: That's because there is no goo, Mr. Cruise. You see,
I learned something today. Throughout this whole ordeal, we've all wanted to show things
that we weren't allowed to show, but it wasn't because of some magic goo. It was because of
the magical power of threatening people with violence. That's obviously the only true power.
If there's anything we've all learned, it's that terrorizing people
works. Jesus: That's right. Don't you see, gingers, if you don't want to be made fun of anymore, all you need are guns and bombs to get people to stop. Santa: That's right, friends. All you need to do is instill fear and be willing to hurt people and you can get whatever you want. The only true power is violence. |
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| Crippled Summer | I love Looney Tunes shit. I wish they did more of this stuff | ||
| Poor and Stupid | |||
| It's a Jersey Thing | mmmmmmmm Jersey brutality... | ||
| Insheeption | |||
| Coon 2: Hindsight | |||
| Mysterion Rises | |||
| Coon vs. Coon and Friends | |||
| Crème Fraîche |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| HumancentiPad | |||
| Funnybot | |||
| Royal Pudding | |||
| T.M.I. | |||
| Crack Baby Athletic Association | |||
| City Sushi | |||
| You're Getting Old | |||
| Ass Burgers | |||
| The Last of the Meheecans | |||
| Bass to Mouth | |||
| Broadway Bro Down | |||
| 1% | |||
| A History Channel Thanksgiving | |||
| The Poor Kid |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Reverse Cowgirl | |||
| Cash for Gold | |||
| Faith Hilling | |||
| Jewpacabra | |||
| Butterballs | |||
| I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining | |||
| Cartman Finds Love | |||
| Sarcastaball | Love when Cartman drinks semen | ||
| Raising the Bar | Love when Michelle Obama beats the shit out Cartman | ||
| Insecurity | |||
| Going Native | |||
| A Nightmare on Face Time | |||
| A Scause for Applause | |||
| Obama Wins! |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Let Go, Let Gov | |||
| Informative Murder Porn | |||
| World War Zimmerman | IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY AND I CAN'T STOP MYSELF FROM SMILING | ||
| Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers | |||
| Taming Strange | |||
| Ginger Cow | It's funny but I can't watch it | ||
| Black Friday | |||
| A Song of Ass and Fire | |
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| Titties and Dragons | |||
| The Hobbit |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Go Fund Yourself | |||
| Gluten Free Ebola | |||
| The Cissy | |||
| Handicar | |||
| The Magic Bush | |||
| Freemium Isn't Free | |||
| Grounded Vindaloop | |||
| Cock Magic | |||
| #REHASH | |||
| #HappyHolograms |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stunning and Brave | |||
| Where My Country Gone? | |||
| The City Part of Town | |||
| You're Not Yelping | Love when Cartman drinks semen | ||
| Safe Space | |||
| Tweek x Craig | |||
| Naughty Ninjas | |||
| Sponsored Content | |||
| Truth and Advertising | |||
| PC Principal Final Justice |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Member Berries | |||
| Skank Hunt | Love when Cartman fucking DIES | ||
| The Damned | |||
| Wieners Out | |||
| Douche and a Danish | |||
| Fort Collins | |||
| Oh, Jeez | |||
| Members Only | |||
| Not Funny | |||
| The End of Serialization as We Know It |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| White People Renovating Houses | |||
| Put It Down | |||
| Holiday Special | |||
| Franchise Prequel | |||
| Hummels & Heroin | |||
| Sons a Witches | |||
| Doubling Down | |||
| Moss Piglets | |||
| Super Hard PCness | |||
| Splatty Tomato |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dead Kids | |||
| A Boy and a Priest | |||
| The Problem with a Poo | |||
| Tegridy Farms | |||
| The Scoots | I DON'T KNOW FORTKNIGHT SHIT | ||
| Time to Get Cereal | |||
| Nobody Got Cereal? | |||
| Buddha Box | |||
| Unfulfilled | |||
| Bike Parade |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mexican Joker | |||
| Band in China | For a short while I couldn't search "south park" on AliExpress. But "park south" was ok. Also Dying Fetus are good | ||
| Shots!!! | |||
| Let Them Eat Goo | Love when Cartman has two heart attacks | ||
| Tegridy Farms Halloween Special | |||
| Season Finale | |||
| Board Girls | |||
| Turd Burglars | The Tooth Fairy's Tats but with shit instead of teeth | ||
| Basic Cable | |||
| Christmas Snow |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Pandemic Special | FIRST hidden alien since season 15. VERY SAD!!!! SOUL = GONE | ||
| South ParQ Vaccination Special | I wish they went harder with the cospiracies topic |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| South Park: Post Covid | Rabbi :) | ||
| South Park: Post Covid: The Return of Covid | Rabbi :( |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pajama Day | Forced soul | ||
| The Big Fix | Uhh his name is not "Token". What are you? Racist? The voice actor change is fucking funny too |
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| City People | Everybody broke their back beside Cartman... He is so flexible... | ||
| Back to the Cold War | It's a "Trey has erection problems" episode | ||
| Help, My Teenager Hates Me! | JUMBO | ||
| Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| South Park: The Streaming Wars | Haha streaming bad (only on Paramount+) | ||
| South Park The Streaming Wars Part 2 | The actual boobs that destroyed society |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cupid Ye | The hearts stuff with Hitler was mega funny | ||
| The World-Wide Privacy Tour | They forced information about UK drama in me. I feel raped. | ||
| Japanese Toilet | If only burgers knew about bidet and bidet showers... | ||
| Deep Learning | AMAZING PERFECT 10/10 | ||
| DikinBaus Hot Dogs | |||
| Spring Break |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| South Park: Joining the Panderverse | Sad there was no rat involved. I wish they went harder but I guess they love Disney too much. Still I think it's my favorite special so far | ||
| South Park (Not Suitable for Children) | Ok cool, social networks bad, but please advertise your shit online. I found out this was happening only because they leaked the trailer |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| The End of Obesity | BEST SPECIAL SO FAR, AMAZING WONDERFUL 10/10 |
| # | Title | Badge | Comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sermon on the 'Mount | Thank god Mr Garrison is free | ||
| Got a Nut | The only thing I knew about Kristi Noem is that she shot a dog and I didn't need to know anything else to watch this episode | ||
| Sickofancy | Tegridy died... but at what price (Towelie becomes a cum rag) | ||
| Wok Is Dead | God I hate mpreg so much | ||
| Conflict of Interest | LOVE IT. SHEILA BASED. JD Vance is fucking terrifying | ||
| Coming October 15 | |||
| Coming October 29 | |||
| Coming November 12 | |||
| Coming November 26 | |||
| Coming December 10 |